Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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