i permit you to call me
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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