Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
