don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Are we still banned from the library?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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