im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Success! We fucked roommates!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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