My brain says no but my pants say off.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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