are you so shy because you have an std?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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