vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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