This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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