I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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