belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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