dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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