If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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