I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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