Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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