i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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