This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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