so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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