literally had 100 drinks last night.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So squirting runs in the family.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
