People with herpes should wear stickers.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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