maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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