how can u be prego again
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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