DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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