the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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