I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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