YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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