so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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