we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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