just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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