East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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