Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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