I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This toilet bowl is my home.
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