I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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