I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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