so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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