I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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