Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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