porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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