quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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