Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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