just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
birth control should be required to get into college
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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