i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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