Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think a kid would responsible me up
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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