she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i dont even know how to be here
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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