Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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