I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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