Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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