This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
