You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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