idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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