Just fell off a train. Bad.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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