real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Having a random hookup so left but love u
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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