so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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