hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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